Women, keep your men.

February 20, 2012

The men will stray. Ever since he sucked his first tit he’s been wanting to conquer ‘woman’. One is not enough. One man wants every woman to desire, yearn, crave him.

If you want to keep him, swallow his attention. Also, swallow. Give him reason to have him thinking about no-one else.

Squeeze his biceps, make an ‘ooh’ sound when you do. Watch him do handy things, ogle. Miss him, or at least, pretend. Tell your girlfriends he’s an amazing shag, or at least, pretend. Which leads to the most valuable tip of all:

Love your man, love his dick.

Love his cock as a separate entity as much as a part of him. Worship it - best in your mouth. Beg to have it inside you. As he enters, show expressions as though it’s difficult to take. When he thrusts deep, gasp; inviting him to ask “does that hurt?”, so you can answer with “sort of, but in a good way”. Make mention of how incredible his schlong feels and how perfectly it fits you. Don’t worry about his orgasm, he’s a man, he always will. Have as many as you want. As many as you can. The more you comment and compliment his magnificent endowment, the more confident his fuck will be.

In summary, make him believe that you believe that his penis is the greatest, ever. Also, he as a lover.

If this simply isn’t true, his pee-pee is small, or bedroom skills inferior; I suggest you question your desire to keep him.

If you’re an uptight feminist bitch, and this is all too much… fine. But know that he’s off fucking someone else who’s appealing to that which is, the male ego; best stroked via the wang.

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