The man should suggest a night,
suggesting alternatives.
She can then choose,
but make it seem
she’s working to his agenda.
He should cleverly select
a venue convenient for her
but it’s decided by him.
Remember to enquire about her diet,
and make sure the venue has ‘light’ choices -
she may want to appear dainty.
He should confirm on the day
in an indirect way,
something like
‘do you prefer red or white?’,
but mostly to make sure she hasn’t forgotten.
He should be absolutely punctual,
no matter what.
She should say yes,
please say yes,
and be 10-15 minutes late.
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Why can’t I find a guy like this in my search? Whoislikedog….I am jealous of that lucky girl who is on the receiving end...
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thesealivesinme said:
What about the car door part? Lol
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